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The Hand and Eye from Some Guy

wondrous item, common

A slightly shriveled left hand and a squishy eyeball.

The Hand of Some Guy

A slightly shriveled left hand. It smells faintly of pickles and regret. No one knows who the guy was, or why this was preserved. Frankly, no one asked.
This item has no magical properties or benefits. It's just a hand. Why are you seriously thinking of chopping off your own hand to use this one?

“At some point, you picked up this hand. That was your first mistake.”

The Eye of Some Guy

This glassy eyeball might have belonged to a man named Keith. Or Dave. Who cares? It's a little squishy, unnervingly warm, and somehow always looking slightly off to the left.
This item has no magical properties or benefits. Inserting it into your eye socket causes blurry, uncomfortable vision and instant regret.

“Why would you even think to pluck out your own eye in favor of this one?”

If you somehow have both

If you're carrying or have grafted both the Hand and Eye of Some Guy, absolutely nothing happens. You are just a person with bad judgment and a disturbing aesthetic.

Illustration: ChatGPT

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